Conductor: Wait, what just happened there?
Clarinet: Do you have a fermata here, because we have a fermata.
Conductor: Oh, is that why you stopped?
Trumpet: Well, I have a railroad track.
Conductor: I don’t have anything there in my score. Does anyone else have something?
Oboe: I got a fermata.
Flute: My part says General Pause.
Cello: My part has railroad tracks.
Conductor: What about yours?
Violin: My part says “Coffee break”.
