Orchestra Antics

Posted by on February 10, 2011

Conductor: Wait, what just happened there?

Clarinet: Do you have a fermata here, because we have a fermata.

Conductor: Oh, is that why you stopped?

Trumpet: Well, I have a railroad track.

Conductor: I don’t have anything there in my score.  Does anyone else have something?

Oboe: I got a fermata.

Flute: My part says General Pause.

Cello: My part has railroad tracks.

Conductor: What about yours?

Violin: My part says “Coffee break”.

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